2012 Chat /BS Thread

[bmoeller]

Seen rain gutter downspout stacks and tailpipe extensions before.

[Mark Nixon]

I don't believe that Mark. I swapped my cab and the ol' girl is still the same moody bitch who's virginity I took years ago.

Pete, you GET me!
You can talk in a language that I understand, using euphemisms I agree with and we understand each other.

One thing though. How does one take "The Virginity" of a TRUCK, man?

Mark.

[skilletky]

I don't believe that Mark. I swapped my cab and the ol' girl is still the same moody bitch who's virginity I took years ago.

Pete, you GET me!
You can talk in a language that I understand, using euphemisms I agree with and we understand each other.

One thing though. How does one take "The Virginity" of a TRUCK, man?

Mark.

that may be a question better left unanswered.

[RumbleFish]

I don't believe that Mark. I swapped my cab and the ol' girl is still the same moody bitch who's virginity I took years ago.

Pete, you GET me!
You can talk in a language that I understand, using euphemisms I agree with and we understand each other.

One thing though. How does one take "The Virginity" of a TRUCK, man?

Mark.

that may be a question better left unanswered.

Why do you think his truck has stacks AND a tailpipe???

[ellis93]

Why do you think his truck has stacks AND a tailpipe???

Some orifices shouldn't be played with

[1STGENFARMBOY]

One thing though. How does one take "The Virginity" of a TRUCK, man?

Mark.

you pop the tamper cap off the VE

[tampabayBill]

Anything after that just constitutes futher abuse. I guess we are all headed for truck abuse hell !

[cmann250]

Why do you think his truck has stacks AND a tailpipe???

Two in the stacks and one in the tail pipe just doesn't rhyme That takes LOVING your truck to the next level.

[PToombs]

One thing though. How does one take "The Virginity" of a TRUCK, man?
Mark.

you pop the tamper cap off the VE

Oh Thank You Dar! This is what I was thinking. Too many damn perverts on here!

As for the chevy with the spoiler, did you see the plate? That says it all, too many drugs!

[oldestof11]

My steering great box mount developed a crack and wandering steering three last couple weeks. Called around for a new one and dodge is out. So i took mine off and welded the sucker up with my dads old tombstone Lincoln arc welder. 200 amps later it is fixed.

[Mark Nixon]

...wandering steering three last couple weeks...

WTF?

Mark.

[turboram]

So if removing the tamper cap is taking a trucks virginity. Than what is changing the motor to a different brand? A sex change

[DodgeFreak]

If you have your tonsils removed its called tonsillectomy, If you have your appendix removed its called appendectomy, If a woman decides to become a man she gets an addadickomy, if a man decides to become a woman its called lopitoffomy.

[Mark Nixon]

...If a woman decides to become a man she gets an addadickomy, if a man decides to become a woman its called lopitoffomy...

No, these 2 are called "confused individuals".

Mark.

[tampabayBill]

As a Viet Nam veteran, spoiler boys licence plate and the responce to it kind of bothers me. The huge majority of us are squared away productive citizens. The f....d up professional vets and druggies do not repersent us or the 58,000 names on the wall.