2010 already sucks

[cougar]

Started the new year off with a plugged sewage line.
Great
Fantastic

[Mark Nixon]

That's, er, crappy.
What?
Someone else will say it if I don't!

Sorry for your dilemma, cougar.

Mark.

[dodgetkboy78]

Well..........


Yesterday I had a leaky sewer line in the crawl space........

Sewer sucks

[Richie O]

I replace busted sewer systems. YUCKY POO. Bleach is my friend.

[PToombs]

I used to pump septic tanks. Now that was a sihtty job!

[cougar]

Well, got the ice out of my sewage line, but it looks like the septic tank (or what ever the landlord buried in the ground) has a problem. Maybe the leach field is plugged or frozen.

[Richie O]

3 years ago lots of fields froze here. We had a long cold snap with little snow to insulate the ground. If the field is froze only mother nature will cure it. What most people did here was have there tank pumped often so they could still use the pooper. Most standard tanks are 1000 gallons and that is about a weeks of use for a average 3 bedroom house. Of coarse you can conserve water and extend that greatly. Depending on what you have for a system that may work. You may have a cespool style that has a very limited capacity and a single line field. We replaced a hand made system last year that was basically a hand dug well with a pipe going in. No field at all. I have even heard of old timers burying a car and sticking the pipe in the window. As long as there is a void for the water to go into it will work.

[cougar]

Knowing my land lord, there is probably a Buick buried out there.

[GO OVRIT]

My boss also owns a septic buisness. He's always said it smells like money.

[1STGENFARMBOY]

I mite have the worst story, i just found out lastnight my 17yr old girl is expecting, that,s going to change the rest of her life, I feel so bad that she,s going to miss her last year of school. We will home school her so she gets her GED. I am very over protective and still had no idea she was sexualy active. please give me some uplifting words of wisdom.

[Richie O]

My boy is in 4th grade. He told me the other day the 8th grade girls are pulling down there pants at recess and showing " Things " to the boys. They are also pulling up there shirts. Shelter them all you want, they still see what the other girls do. I went to school with girls that started the pill in 8th grade. They just start early. It sucks. I have a girl in 2nd grade and am scared to death. Good luck, your gonna need it.

[Ace]

I mite have the worst story, i just found out lastnight my 17yr old girl is expecting, ...

Well, you don't have to worry about anybody one-upping that one.

I've got 10 and 12 year old girls. They're probably going to hate me by the time they finally leave the house someday.....

[cougar]

Revenge. Get even for all the misery they caused you by spoiling their kid rotten.

[1STGENFARMBOY]

Hey guys thanks for the kind words, cougar i will mix chocolate and mountain dew in there bottle at bed time. that should do it.

[IowaCummins]

give em sugar cubes!