2014 BS and Chat Thread!

[PToombs]

The part of Philips story that I heard and he is neglecting to tell everybody is while he was waiting for the chopper he wanted to go out and have a smoke and bottle of Dew. After that the docs were more in need of a defilibrator than Philip.

Eric, you remind me of that movie with Morgan Freeman and Angelina Jolie where the kid was all screwed up and thinking he was sick all the time and his heart rate made him have super quick reactions and they made him a contract killer. Can't remember the name of it but the action scenes were cool.

[oldestof11]

Philip, my heart rate goes from 59-90bpm at rest. I am an EMT so I take random pulse samples when I am bored. It definitely changes and skips.

Now, all of this to say that my thyroid is throwing out a lot of markers. My blood work all came back normal except for that. IT explains a lot of things if I have hyperthyroidism. Things like losing 30lbs at the start of the year, I am increasingly irritable, sleepless nights.

Now my prostate... I hope its ok after this round of meds.

[PToombs]

Now my prostate... I hope its ok after this round of meds.

Levi can check that for you if you're not sure, he's got a lot of experience from what Hiney tells me.

[Tacoclaw]

Just because Hineman wore that naughty nurse costume it doesn't make me a real doctor, Pete.

[ellis93]

I swear you two fellers are members of the PPA.

[dazedandconfused]

Dropped another universal joint this morning. I'm about fed up with this.

[Philip]

The part of Philips story that I heard and he is neglecting to tell everybody is while he was waiting for the chopper he wanted to go out and have a smoke and bottle of Dew. After that the docs were more in need of a defilibrator than Philip.

That's just once I got them. One EMT asked if I had ever been in a chopper. I said yes I would rather be in the front seat. That brought on some stuttering to say the least. Then the EMT said I would be in the back. I said o yea put me in the cheap seat. Well needless to say that brought a round of

Then I asked the nurse on the EKG machine if she knew how this was going to look. She got a blank look on her face and asked what I meant. I told her I walked in the front door on my own power. Now you guys are going to throw me out the back door on a chopper. That's going to blow your rep.

The fire chief and three firemen walked off on that one. The doctor went with them. They didn't want to laugh in front of a patient I guess. They came back about 5 minutes later.



That was just the local reydemed place. The hospital I started over with a new crowd.

[AHineman]

Now my prostate... I hope its ok after this round of meds.

Levi can check that for you if you're not sure, he's got a lot of experience from what Hiney tells me.

Just because Hineman wore that naughty nurse costume it doesn't make me a real doctor, Pete.

What is wrong with you guys?

[dazedandconfused]

Now my prostate... I hope its ok after this round of meds.

Levi can check that for you if you're not sure, he's got a lot of experience from what Hiney tells me.

Just because Hineman wore that naughty nurse costume it doesn't make me a real doctor, Pete.

What is wrong with you guys?

Not enough time to explain all there problems!

[dazedandconfused]

I swear you two fellers are members of the PPA.

I know I'll probably regret this but what is the ppa?

[Tacoclaw]

I'm gonna assume Peter Puffers Association.

Or maybe Pete Puffs Andrew?

Could be anything, I guess.

[DodgeFreak]

Peter pals anonymous..?

[Tacoclaw]

Pete's pretty proud, I dot think anonymity has anything to do with it.

[ellis93]

I'm gonna assume Peter Puffers Association.

Close enough Levi.

[PToombs]

Wellllll, I admit I'm way not right, I can't speak for the others.

I thought it was Peter Porks Anything, so I was going to admit membership, but now that I see what it really is, I'm out!